I should have known that Mr. Bartlett was behind this mystery all along!  Now, James won’t get his TPS Report submitted on time.  Unless, someone else in another department has a stapler he can borrow.  Or, even more humiliating and unprofessional, he uses a Paperclip.  I shudder at the thought, personally.

Oh my goodness, there appears to be a mystery afoot!  This is a gripping story, worthy of Network Television’s prime time lineup!

Tune In Tomorrow For Part Five!

James’ quest to find his Missing Stapler continues, but he recieves absolutely no help from a seemingly troubled co-worker from the Information Technology Department.  Hopefully, this individual seeks the counselling he needs!

Tune In Tomorrow For Part Four!

The search begins for James’ Missing Stapler!  He has enlisted the help of Ellen and Lisa, based on their reputation of being very snoopy around the Office.  He is also getting some mild sexual arousal from being touched by two females at once.

Tune in tomorrow for Part Three!

Oh no!  James has to submit his TPS Report by the end of the day, or he will get a stern talking-to from one of his supervisors!  But, his Stapler is not where he thought he left it!  Whatever will he do!

Tune in tomorrow for Part Two!

Hello friends!  Did you hear that they are releasing a brand new iPad?  Well, they are!  Just in time, too, because I have suddenly become bored and unhappy with my current iPad 1.  It seems to me that James suffers the same affliction as well!  Perhaps the iPad 2 will finally have the “App” feature that allows him to engage in sexual intercourse with his tablet computer?

Last night was the “Super Bowl,” the championship game for American-Football.  Much like the FIFA World Cup of Football-Football, the “Super Bowl” is a sporting event that caters to people who don’t “get” sports, what with the party culture that surrounds the event, the celebrity appearances, the entertaining and creative commercials, and the always-spectacular Half Time Show.  Picking an organization to support is much trickier, though, as one doesn’t have ancestry to fall back on, and has to brush up on some basic concepts of American-Football to avoid ridicule.  Trust me, publicly anncouncing that you support a certain team because you think their uniforms look neat apparently isn’t sufficient, especially when watching Football in bars and pubs.

My goodness, and I thought LAST year’s New Year’s Office Party was out of control…

It’s that time of year again!  Holiday is upon us, and in this comic, James and Ellen engage in the “Yule-Tide” tradition of Secret Santa, the exchange of gifts amongst friends and co-workers.  Do not worry, though.  This event did not transpire during work, and therefore is not in violation of the Office’s strict regulations prohibiting festive behaviour.

Merry Holiday, everyone!

Were you aware that the McRib Sandwich has returned?  I’m sure you were made aware.  Such an important event tends to make the news!  It’s not every day that a promotional sandwich is put back on the menu of a popular fast food restaurant (for a limited time only, of course!).  Kevin and James are thoroughly enjoying their McRib Sandwiches, aren’t they?